January 2011
im ready for some competition, bitch.
sailormoonshining:
REBLOG if you agree…
In the morning when you look for something to wear…
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
In class pretending like you give a shit.
stephskellington:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
cheeesycheese:
DUDE THAT’S SO COOL. It takes real skill to dunk YOURSELF in a hoop.
Girl Language.
alyaae:
When I said sorry, believe me I feel it.
When you see me starting to cry, hold me and tell me everything’s gonna be alright.
When I ignore you, give me your attention.
When I’m quiet, ask me what’s wrong.
When I push or hit you, grab me and don’t let go.
When I’m mad and I walked away from you, follow me.
If I didn’t text you, it’s because I’m waiting for you to text me.
When I...
kevintr:
We are like dominoes. I fall for you, you fall for...
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.